And the Winner Is …
Runners-up:
“I’m telling you, if you use Babbel, the flame gets bigger.”
—Richard Wolf, Westminster, Maryland
“Bright ideas, B.T.E. (Before Thomas Edison).”
—Lindy Pierce, Campbellsville, Kentucky
Honorable Mentions:
“I knew I should have upgraded my service to three-tongue coverage!”
—Kevin Johnson, Carson City, Nevada
“This confirms it, more hair means more flair!”
—Michael Meloney, Columbia, Virginia
“You’re on mute.”
—Mark Schaefer, Arvada, Colorado
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”
—Mary E. Fakler, Bloomingburg, New York
“If Edison were around, these would have been lightbulbs.”
—Michael Carniello, Deerfield, Illinois
“What good ideas looked like before electricity.”
—James Albrecht, Okabena, Minnesota
“O ye of little hair.”
—Kelly Davis, Pecos, Texas
“You should have wet your hair first!”
—Larry Hebert, Villa Park, Illinois
“Is this what is meant by a ‘fireside chat’?”
—Rev. Canon Ralph L. Frye, Toano, Virginia
“We speak best under fire.”
—Cyndy Sellari, Wellington, Florida
“They were lightheaded, though some more than others.”
—Christopher Kerr, Peachtree City, Georgia
“Maybe I can just hide this under a bushel basket.”
—Jerome Wolbert, Washington, District of Columbia
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